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God bless America, and how is everybody?

POSTED: July 6, 2017 10:00 a.m.

HOLLYWOOD — God bless America, and how’s everybody?

The Boston Pops Orchestra performed its annual patriotic Independence Day concert Tuesday night in Massachusetts. It always caps off one of the happiest days of the year in this country. Independence Day is a day when Americans enjoy their two favorite pastimes, alcohol and explosives.

Harvard released a study showing that Independence Day celebrations tend to turn school kids into conservatives. Alarm bells went off in academia. Teachers were horrified to hear it only takes a patriotic speech and a fireworks show to undo 270 days of public school education.

President Trump ripped MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough, who called Trump mentally ill, by calling them dumb as rocks. Mika ridiculed his hair so he brought up her facelift. It’s yet another reason you wonder why England doesn’t celebrate Thanksgiving every Fourth of July.

President Trump prompted CNN to howl Sunday when he re-tweeted a mock video of himself body-slamming CNN in the ring. They’d just retracted a negative story on him. We owe a great debt to Trump and CNN for taking Washington politics and raising it to the level of professional wrestling.

President Trump blistered CNN as Fake News again after CNN had to retract a Russia-Trump story it ran and fired the journalists involved. He counter-attacks negative stories every tweet. It’s beginning to dawn on the mainstream media the Republicans didn’t elect George W. Pinata this time.

Barack Obama may have to testify in the Senate after reports two senators told him of Russian meddling in August and he didn’t act. Now he’s in hot water. It’s just like Democrats to set out in January to bring down the president and then forget to specify which president they’re bringing down.

Uber was charged by a Los Angeles woman who states she was sexually assaulted by her Uber driver in Hollywood. The smart-phone-ordered ride-share service is popular among Millennials when they go out bar-hopping. Uber is allowing an entire generation’s drunk driving skills to atrophy.

President Trump spoke to a Celebrate Freedom Rally honoring veterans at Washington, DC’s, Kennedy Center Saturday, staged by the First Baptist Church of Dallas. There was goodwill all around. It’s taken 54 years, but there appears to be a truce between Dallas and the Kennedys.

L.A. mansions are now listed for sale with the added incentive of the servants being included in the sale. It says a lot. Standing for state’s rights and free trade and allowing the sale of servants are the first signs that the Democrats have decided to beat the Republicans by becoming Democrats again.

O.J. Simpson, it was announced Monday, will go before the Nevada State Parole Board in three weeks in order to seek his release. So Bill Cosby is going on tour, Donald Trump is president, and O.J. Simpson is about to be released from prison. It’s such an exciting time to be alive, and female.

Hamilton is the host comedian of the Comedy Store in Hollywood and can be reached at argusjoke@yahoo.com.

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