Here are some of the issues that area residents are discussing. The statements were phoned in anonymously, so the Courier does not vouch for their veracity, nor do we know what motivated the callers:

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I just read where Obama and his family and still looking for a church to call their own, which I find interesting. But I also read he’s hosting a seder at the White House. Mmm, is he a Christian or a Jew?

Can anyone tell my why churches do Easter egg hunts? Easter is a celebration of the resurrection of Jesus Christ, not a bunny with a bunch of eggs.

Keeping Dick Cheney hidden underground was one of the smartest things George W. Bush did. He didn’t get to voice all of his opinions.

At night, in a dimly lit room try to read the newspaper, then you’ll know what it’s like for us visually impaired to read the shaded areas.

Marriage is between a man and woman. Anything else from that is a sin.

OK, we’re getting thousands more soldiers and family members. The question is where are we going to put them. Hinesville will be so crowded it will be like driving in downtown Atlanta. And with the schools on hold what will the student-teacher ratio be, 100 to 1?

Some women are so insecure with their relationship with their husbands they have to stay up at their shop 24/7. I’d never be that insecure.