Here are some of the issues that area residents are discussing. The statements were phoned in anonymously, so the Courier does not vouch for their veracity, nor do we know what motivated the callers:

This is to the officer who pulled me over while I was picking flowers. I just want to know if your bust was really that good.

The president just accepted the Nobel Peace Prize. Does that mean when a child enters the first grade that he automatically gets his high school diploma?

As any responsible pet owner knows, there is a leash law. If your animal is out, it needs to be on a leash, even cats. I’m sorry the cat was killed on Varnedoe Street. Please think of your animals because people don’t, especially speeders.
I would really like to be present in court when Vonnie Williams goes to court. Vonnie, please inform us when.

Attention people: The speed limit on Dorsey Road is 35 miles per hour, not 55. Please crack down.