Editor’s note: Here’s a Christmas poem from regular letter-writer Len Calderone, a staunch conservative. If you’re in the mood to sing it, Calderone said this exercise in political commentary is based on the lyrics of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer."

Editor: Hillary got run over by a businessman

Walking home from her foundation on Christmas Eve

You can say there’s no such thing as Santa

But as for me and the GOP we suppose

She believed her own publicity

And we begged her not to go

But she forgot her emails

And she staggered out the door into the snow

When we found her Christmas morning

At the scene of the attack

She had CNN, ABC and NBC stamped on her forehead

And incriminating Wikileaks marks on her back

Hillary got run over by a businessman

Walking home from her foundation on Christmas Eve

You can say there’s no such thing as Santa

But as for me and the GOP we believe

Now we’re all so proud of the middle class

They’ve been taking this so well

See them in there watching football

Drinking beer and playing cards

Waiting for Trump to make America great again.

Merry Christmas! Oops, Happy Holiday

(We should be politically correct)

Len Calderone

Midway