HOLLYWOOD--God Bless America, and how’s everybody?
Academy Award nominations were announced Tuesday which reflected the energy of feminist empowerment that’s driving the entertainment industry today. Anger over sexual misconduct has crossed the pond. British actresses just launched their own Me, Too movement, it’s called I, As Well.
The Super Bowl will be played in Minneapolis a week from Sunday between Philadelphia and New England. What an exciting match-up. The Patriots possess the most resourceful offense in the game and the Eagles have the greatest NFL defense since, if the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit.
The NFL rejected an ad from a veterans group urging Americans to stand during the National Anthem It’s against policy. The NFL doesn’t allow issue ads in the Super Bowl, unless the issue is whether you either want to drink Bud Light and be drunk, or drink Bud and be fat and drunk.
NBC News reports the famed brothel the Chicken Ranch, 40 miles from Las Vegas, is up for sale for $4.5 million. The sprawling compound is heavily into male fantasy. The hookers charge you $500 for sex and $2,000 to let you win an argument.
Mitch McConnell arranged for chain migration, the immigration lottery and the border wall to be part of a proposed DACA deal. It’s tense. If this generation were faced with a Zombie Apocalypse, they would have Zombie Rights activists dedicated to prevent them from being deported.
President Trump took off for Switzerland Tuesday to attend a convention of billionaires that meets annually at the ski resort of Davos. Trump is the first president to attend the Davos Forum since President Bill Clinton, which can only mean one thing. Porn Hub has a booth at the convention.
The White House imposed its first major protective tariff Monday on solar panels and washing machines from China. That explains why the porn star spanked Trump with a copy of Forbes. It’s only right that a future president who’s going to raise tariffs gets spanked by the Bible of Free Trade.
Disney, Verizon and JP Morgan Chase gave out millions in employee bonuses Tuesday and credited Trump’s tax cuts, and WalMart added extended maternity and family leave and scholarships. It’s forced Democrats to up their game. Now they claim Trump colluded with the Devil to win the election.
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson charged Tuesday that the Russians are responsible for Syria’s chemical attacks on the Syrian people in recent years. Syria used gas on rebellious towns and neighborhoods. They’d poison their drinking water but Putin would sue them for patent infringement.
The FBI admitted it lost 50,000 e-mails while probing Trump and Clinton during the election. It never ends. Americans would be Indian slaves in Jamestown and Massachusetts Bay Colony today if we lost wars the way the FBI, the Bush Administration and Hillary lost e-mails.
GOP Senator Ron Johnson called for a special counsel probe of the FBI after he was tipped off about the existence of a secret society of government officials and agents determined to take down Trump. No one knows who they are. They meet every day on CNN where nobody will find them.
The London Sunday Mail quoted a retired British diplomat who said Lady Margaret Thatcher wanted a whites-only South Africa and a separate black state. He said her distrust of communism made her say that she wanted to push the Boat People back into the sea. Had Alabamans known this two months ago, Thatcher might have been the first dead woman elected to the Senate by write-in vote.
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